CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to crash down on your email. We're talking atrocious amounts of fraudulent emails packed with sick porn. These scumbags are trying to trick you out of your hard-earned money, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and report them immediately. Stay saf